Theres no need to fear Captain Uterus is here!

Author: crabby

Date: September 12, 2001

by crabby
9-12-01
Captain Uterus fears no shark.
What if I said I was a dolphin?
I'm not really sure what Captain Uterus's stance on dolphins is.
I'm a dolphin.
I'll just use my Uterus powers on you anyway. Now I have to find a way out of here.
CURSE YOU CAPTAIN UTERUS!