Awkward 19

Author: crabby

Date: February 14, 2006

by crabby
2-14-06
Did you want to split dads ashes?
I think we should sprinkle them somewhere. I really don't want any of him around me at all.
Well, if you don't mind I'd like to keep my half. I'm gonna take it and put the ashes in a balloon and put the balloon and stick dad up my ass. In death we'll finally have the realtionship I wanted.
Ok.
So where are you gonna sprinkle his ashes?
I haven't decided yet.