El Paso Pt. 7

Author: crabby

Date: March 13, 2006

by crabby
3-13-06
I'm afraid I can't let you marry that lil lady. She's actually my daughter.
I'M HER FATHER!
Nope. I'm her birth father, you're just a stunt double for a guy who played with her for like 10 minutes.
SHE MADE ME A FATHERS DAY CARD!
It's not even father's day.
Gee...I guess I sort of let things go to my head.