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| Hey mom, I was wondering if you could give me some advice on my culinary school midterm. | |
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| Why did you even enroll in culinary school? If you wanted to tell me you were gay, you should have just come right out and said it. | |
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| I'm not gay mom. I just enjoy cooking. | |
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| Well, what is it that you need help with? | |
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| Well, we have to cook a chicken dinner and I was wondering if you could offer me some tips. | |
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| Try not to make it taste like shit. | |
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