Culinary School Struggles

Author: crabby

Date: September 11, 2006

by crabby
9-11-06
Well professor, what did you think of my midterm?
Was that dead dog carcass from a pet cemetary that you served me?
It was chicken.
It most certainly was not. Did you season that dead dog with pubic hair?
That was pepper. So what did you think of it?
It tasted like shit.