Culinary School Struggles

Author: crabby

Date: September 11, 2006

by crabby
9-11-06
So, you see grandma, I'm failing culinary school and mom won't pay for it anymore so I need fifteen hundred dollars to pay for this term so I can graduate next term.
You aren't my grandson. You just came up to me on the street.
Grandma, this is your birthday party. We aren't in the street.
I'm only 64. I'm not senile.
Grandma, you're 96.
Ok, I'll give you the money.