Fatherly Advice

Author: crabby

Date: February 6, 2008

by crabby
2-06-08
Dad, there's this boy at school... I'm having some problems with him.
Is he bullying you? I know you aren't the strongest of children.
He does bully me a little bit, but I mostly think it's a turn on.
Ahhhh... So the problem is that he isn't responding to your advances. Is that right?
That's right.
Well, get over it. Not everyone is as gay as you.