Love-Box-Confessional

Author: crabby

Date: April 6, 2002

by crabby
4-06-02
Sarcastic Man! I am CAPTAIN UTERUS! We must team up to destroy the ovarian cancer that is threatening to destroy the Uterus of a young woman.
Saving Uterus's well I can't possible think of anything that needs saving more than that.
Now that Prof. Funkenstein has shruken us down we can save the Uterus from inside of her!
Great! We saved a Uterus now I can retire a happy man.
Thank you so much for saving my Uterus CAPTAIN UTERUS. But I have bad news I've been impregnated by either you or Sarcastic Man!
It couldn't have possibly been me, I'm Queer!