Elvis Jr.

Author: crabby

Date: April 19, 2002

by crabby
4-19-02
My mom told me Elvis is still alive.
WHO TOLD THAT BITCH THAT I SHRUNK ELVIS DOWN TO BABY SIZE AND AM NOW CARING FOR HIM AS IF HE WERE MY CHILD!
I think she read it in a magazine or something.
Well go tell her it isn't true.