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by cracka
9-23-01
One day in the post-apocolyptic world of Keentopia...
Hey there, sexy thing. I am big famous webcomic person. Do you want to make the children with me?
I will go over there now
Come on, I have much popular comic strip on "internet"!
Odd, over there is not working. I need protection.
All right, fool, touch her and this hammer meets your tail.
I will go over there now

 

by cracka
9-23-01
Hey guys, lets go make the hang out!
Quick! Use anti-cracka powers!
What the--
That's so weird! The same thing happened to the last person I made the hang out with!

 

by cracka
9-23-01
Wow! It's cracka!
Hey there friend!
I can't believe it's actually you! This is so great!
Let me guess! You recognize face from my very famous site with comic, right?
No! From the wanted posters! The FBI put out ransom on your donkey ass!
I will now slowly back away!

 

by cracka
9-23-01
Hey pal- got any spare change?
Why, should I hand over my spare money? Perhaps this man will consume alcoholic units because of me!
Oh, woe is world famous cracka! If man buys terrible alcohol with money, then cracka will not sleep at night!
But it would be rude to refuse him! And then I feel bad!
Holy crap, never mind, looks like you're worse off then me
I think I will eat him now.

 

by cracka
9-23-01
Hello there Gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to your destruction!
HOLY CRAP IN A TEN POUND SACK!!!
You have no chance to survive, make your time!
I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY NOW!!!
Okay, who the hell didn't tell him about the script?
and don't come back!

 

by cracka
9-23-01
Hi! I'm Kevin Tong!
Some people may think that I have something interesting to say, but I don't! THIS little girl thinks cracka's comic sucks!
I'm going to go do girly things, like pick flowers, or wish I was more of a man!
You really need to get some friends.

 

by cracka
9-23-01
And now, a poem
There once was a man named cracka, who thought his comic didn't lacka
But then came along, a loser named Tong
So cracka laid down the pimp-smacka

 

by cracka
9-23-01
That's right! Get your "Cracka sings patriotic songs" tape today, and listen to such classics as...
My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the...something pride, o'er every mountainside, let freedom ring.
and also...
O beautiful, for ...spacious skies, for amber waves of grain...For purple ...something......America, America, God shed his grace on thee. And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.
Plus, act now and you get a bonus CD, filled with such hits as...
Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the...game...oh baby, baby...

 

by cracka
9-23-01
I is sooooo cool, I has the best online comic ever...
!
No you don't.
How'd he know I was thinking that?

 

by cracka
9-23-01
I wanna rock and roll all night!
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day!
I wanna rock and roll all night!
You're such a bitch!!!

 

by cracka
9-24-01
Hey! Listen up out there!
Oh, here he goes again...
You all better start with the respect for my making of comics
Don't bother listening to him.
And I think-- HEY! Don't read his thoughts!
Instead, look at me! I have a SADDLE!

 

by cracka
9-24-01
Hello, I'm DragonBoy
And I'm Kevin Tong.
We're here to announce something very special
Special indeed
We're frigging posers!
And we love each other.

 

by cracka
9-24-01
So, what's the last memory you DO remember?
My wife
That's sweet.
...dying.

 

by cracka
9-25-01
La la la...big famous comic creator walking down the street...
Everyone loves me, la la-- What the?!
Sir, you're under arrest
Don't mess with big famous comic creators!!!

 

by cracka
1-01-02
So this is the year 2002...
Nothing much has changed...
Except for the destruction of the world and the crucifixion of the lead guy from Creed.

 

by cracka
1-01-02
oooohh....
What is problem, oh small person man?
owwwww....
Have you a problem of the manhood pain kind?
No, you idiot! I just read one of your lousy comics and it kicked me in the beanbag!
Odd. Me fixed that problem, me thought.

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