I is so nice to people on street

Author: cracka

Date: September 23, 2001

by cracka
9-23-01
Hey pal- got any spare change?
Why, should I hand over my spare money? Perhaps this man will consume alcoholic units because of me!
Oh, woe is world famous cracka! If man buys terrible alcohol with money, then cracka will not sleep at night!
But it would be rude to refuse him! And then I feel bad!
Holy crap, never mind, looks like you're worse off then me
I think I will eat him now.