CC - Hopeless

Author: crackpanther

Date: September 18, 2006

by crackpanther
9-18-06
Sergeant CrackPanther, thank you for calling the U.S. Army's re-enlistment hotline.
Wrong. I've been out for three years and still don't have my discharge paperwork.
If you are calling for your official discharge paperwork, please refer to your soldier service separation manual, page 37.
If your manual's page 37 states This Page Intentionally Left Blank, please see your nearest recruiter.
Iran's gonna suck.