This Has Happened To Me

Author: crackpanther

Date: September 21, 2006

by crackpanther
9-21-06
One Fine Evening in MidCity
I invented the two-bite waffle at Waffle House.
How is that not just a waffle you cram into your fat mouth in two bites?
Got any other great pick-up lines?
I invented the six-flush toilet?