Trashy

Author: crackpanther

Date: January 30, 2007

by crackpanther
1-30-07
Do you know why I pulled you over, Miss?
Uhh...the 300 decibel rap music coming from my trunk?
Nope - your mud flaps. Being stupid white trash is now illegal.
Mud flaps??
Yeah, the ones with Tweety Bird blowing Yosemite Sam. The ones right there on your car.
Hahaha that car?! That car's stolen!