EZ Cheez City: Clowning Around

Author: crazymalicous

Date: June 6, 2005

by crazymalicous
6-06-05
Why are you a clown? They get paid minimum wage and get spit upon at the circus. Then the elephants crap all over the place and you have to clean it up. So why?
Because the world needs clowns. I like doing what I do.
Why are you in a bar?
I'm depressed, I have elephant crap in my hair, and my girlfriend left me for a guy with huge glasses. Being a clown sucks.