The Virtual Reality RPG Episode 5

Author: crazymalicous

Date: June 8, 2005

by crazymalicous
6-08-05
When we last left our hero Kyle he was talking to Mario about where he could find the Ice Staff to freeze the Wall of Fire. His best guess: cheezy looking angel.
Hello. I heard you owned the Ice Staff.
Staff is not a nice word.
Uh... it isn't?
No it refers to the male reproductive organ.
What if I said Ice Piece of Wood?
No, that sounds like your referring to an erection. Am I bringing you sexual pleasure?