Suburban Cowboy: A Christmas Carol Part II

Author: cribbage

Date: December 21, 2002

by cribbage
12-21-02
Beware my almighty powers! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Why are you here to torment me, oh Ghost of Christmas Past?
Because I need to warn you that your horse has herpes, but from the looks of things it looks I'm a little late with the news.
Phew! I thought he was just losing interest in our love life! I'm glad to hear it's nothing serious.