(Comic Competition #249 - Jailbaitahontas)

Author: crovax_of_404

Date: June 23, 2004

by crovax_of_404
6-23-04
Even though Pocahontas was a smash hit, its sequel, surprisingly, sucked! But the brave souls at Disney will try again in a second sequel.
Hello! My name is John Wayne! I am a white cowboy who has many cultural differences with my love, Pocahontas.
My name is Pocahontas! I am an Indian who saved brave John Wayne from being persecuted by my tribe and ended up loving him.
Wait, I thought you were supposed to be 19! Isn't this illegal?
Quiet, momma's-boy. Too scared to go for a ride on the S.S. Poontang?