Can't teach a new dog good tricks

Author: cruiserchris

Date: January 9, 2001

by cruiserchris
1-09-01
I've taught my little doggie here to roll around on this here bouncy ball.
It took me about seven years, but I finally done it.
Now all I gotta teach him to do is steal from old ladies in wheelchairs, and I'll have one fine canine on my hands.