All comics by crunchyfish

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by crunchyfish
2-27-01
I'm gonna fuck ya.
I know.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
My ass?
Mm-hmm.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
That's for me, right?
Uh-huh.
You'll probably aim that at my face or genitals, right?
Uh-huh.
And they're gonna build a fucking wall for you?

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
Git lost, nigger.
Okey doke.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
Sodomy?
Well, duh.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
BLUE TEAM. HAS CAPTURED. THE ENEMY. FLAG.
Fuck all.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
Hi, little girl.
I have a kitty!
I'm Gorath, the Eater of Souls.
My kitty's name is Mr. Whiskers!
Fuck off.

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
PANTIES!

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
"hello dog."
"bark! hello fatty."
"i will eat you in a sandwich."
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
"you fat bitch."

 

by crunchyfish
2-27-01
All I need now is a lid.
But it's not REALLY a house.
Close enough.
But you KNOW people are just going to spit and piss in there while you're sleeping.
Yeah, but dude, I deserve it. I mean, c'mon, I'm homeless.
You're right. We ARE pretty worthless.

 

by crunchyfish
2-28-01
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Fucking gimmick strip.

 

by crunchyfish
2-28-01
Deadbeat.
Spare change?
Spare a dollar?
Get a job, round eyes.
This "Honor System" shit better work, or I'm gonna end up like that guy.
Don't knock vagrancy. It's a wonderful life.

 

by crunchyfish
2-28-01
Look! Jesus in a space ship! This strip is gonna be HILARIOUS!
A nail in my head! Why do I have a nail in my head? Oh, the pain! Zany!
I'm the devil, and I'm talking to a robot!
I'm incapable of emotion! Laugh!
Still on that cross! Woohoo!
I look strange! Stop, my stomach hurts!

 

by crunchyfish
2-28-01
I accidentally
ran over a frog
the other night.

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
*kill* *destroy* *maim* *kill* *kill* *pillage* *wrath* *devestation*?
*death* *penance* *souls* *misery* *pain*
*kill*... *destroy* *slaughter* *terrorize*!
*savage* *doom* *misery* *kill* *death*...
*burn* *gouge* *rip* *kill* *kill* *death* *kill*?
*kill* *kill* Pie?

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
Hi little girl!
Hi Eric Emu!
Are you ready to have fun LEARNING?
Yes! Hoo-ray for Educational Emu!
Okay! Go fill up the enema bag!
Okay! Right after I call the police, that is...

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
There's nuthin' like the freedom of ridin' the open rage.
Yep.
Drivin' cattle, singin' songs, sleepin' under the stars... This is LIFE!
Yep.
I'm gonna die alone.
Yep.

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
Hi Christopher Robin!
Hi Eeyore!
Sure is a nice day!
Yeah!
Screw this. You wanna go score some coke?
You're a mindreader, Neil.

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
Funny thing happened this morning.
Oh yeah?

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
So, you or the egg?
Whaddya mean?
Which came first?
Well?
Unoriginal cunt.

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
I made dinner and cleaned the house while you were gone.
I also called your mother to thank her for the card.
Oh, and I'm selling my car and taking on a second job so you can pursue your dreams of being a writer.
Men.

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
Hi, roommate.
Hi! I'm your roommate! I'm a selfish, irrational asshole. Let me ruin your fun!
Well, I'm sure we can talk thi-
I killed your dog and raped your mother! Oh, and I shit in your underwear drawer!
Well, we all have our quirks...
Yes, we do! My quirk is being a huge fucking asshole!

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
I've been thinking about that strip I did about my roommate.
I mean, it was a big mistake... I don't know what came over me...
I would never intentionally use the word "asshole" twice in one strip. What kind of repetetive asshole do you take me for?

 

by crunchyfish
3-02-01
How'd the case go? Did you nail the bastard?
Well, no. I'm sorry.
But that creep even left that letter in my mailbox. He's been stalking me for months.
Yes, but the defense had a good case.
What do you mean? That letter was full of threats to my well-being!
Yes, but the jury was VERY sympathetic to the fact that he dotted all the i's with smiley faces.

 

by crunchyfish
3-03-01
I think you've got a drug problem, Rebecca.
Look who's talking.
Man, I'd kill to be on Cheers.
I'll keep my eye on you.
Why's everyone "wigging" out?
You don't need the quotation marks. All these "jokes" are "horrible".

 

by crunchyfish
3-04-01
I bought a VGA box for my Dreamcast tonight. It's great, I can play all my games on my computer monitor now with really high resolution and stuff.
Oh.
Yeah, I wanted the Performance one, because it has a pass-through slot, but I couldn't find it, so I bought the Naki one. It's still good, but I have to switch the wires.
Do you still have the receipt for your genitals?
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