All comics by cubed

 

by cubed
1-07-01
Back at the Pimp Lair...
WHERE'S MY MONEY BIATCH!!!!
I don't have it LoLo, business has been really slow. There just is'nt a calling for hoes who specialize in DVDA with Disney characters on smack.
You see when LoLo don't get his money it makes him look real bad in front of all those other clown crackwhore pimps. Just the other day I was being taunted by that dirty mother fucker CoCo.
I know LoLo, I feel terrible about the whole situation, but I need a fix bad, that rich mouse Mickey stopped callin saying he's "all born again and shit!!!"
Like rocks in the pipe so are the Pimps of Our Lives...
SHUT UP YOU DIRTY WHORE!!! I don't give a fuck, you dont get shit till you get my money. I don't care if you sell your right kidney, I want my money, now give LoLo some of that sweet dildo head sugar.
Please not that LoLo, I just had my makeup done, I don't think I could handle a technicolor facial right now, my ass is still achin from that gerbil escapade with that freak Goofy.

 

by cubed
1-07-01
Meanwhile in Crackville...
this is odd what is this little girl doing here all alone?
You want sucky sucky, me love you long. Come on big lover, I know you like sex in low mein...
No little girl that would be wrong, first off you're only 12 years old, morally that is just wrong, plus i would never pay for sex. Just remember little girl Jesus loves you.
Come on mister, I need money, my mother, she need operation, if not, she die...
Just like the rocks in the pipe so are the Pimps of Our Lives...
Luckily Im a sick fuck, completely lacking in any sort of moral fibre at all. AAAAAHHHH, suck me you dirty whore...
*CHOKE*Reverend Thomas, please not in my *CHOKE*eye. OOOOWWWW!!! That stings roundeye*CHOKE*

 

by cubed
1-07-01
I have arms!
You evil bastard.

 

by cubed
1-07-01
Hoooraaaay for....
Crack, Smack....
And Horse Tranquilizers!!!!

 

by cubed
1-08-01
Back at the Ponderosa...
JIB,JIB,JIB,JIB!!!
JAB!!!
WERD!!!
WERD!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
DIE!!!

 

by cubed
1-08-01
While waiting for the bus Monty is confronted by a strange young boy...
Hey man do you "rave", cause I just started, and I was wondering when the next "rave" was???
...
You know cause I was at that last "rave", and you know I got the sweetest "E" from my babysitter, and I was RUSHING so hard, you know from the "E", and the tekno music, you know at the "rave"!!!!
...
You know some say its all about the music, but man that "E"!!!!
SHUT-UP!!!

 

by cubed
1-25-01
On the school grounds at lunch time....
want some candy?!?!?!
what kind of candy?
The kind that i put in your mouth and spray all over your face
ummm.....fruit gushers??...sounds good to me
u know i am going to skull fuck u right?!?!
keke ^^

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