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| So, I don't get it. Why does Satan want to stop the coming apocalypse, but God doesn't? | |
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| Well, you see...the past 2000 years God and Satan have been gathering souls, preparing for a war that will decide who controls the universe. | |
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| During the apocalypse, millions of innocents will die, giving god a much larger army. Thus, ensuring a victory in the war. | |
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| Afterwards, peace will reign on Earth. So, in the long run, this is what's best for the human race. | |
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| Uh huh...and you're sure that our writer just couldn't think of any better explanation? | |
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