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| Cigarettes...cigarettes...think, damnit! | |
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| Welcome back to Channel 3 News. In business today... | |
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| ...our top story: Leading cigarette manufacturers are in town for their annual SmokeCon. The president of Phillip Morris was quoted as saying, "Screw you yuppies, and your Cancer awareness week." | |
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| In related news, stocks for Picket Signs Inc., as well as the Sharpie Corpration doubled today... | |
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