The O-Section #17

Author: cutaia

Date: October 3, 2003

by cutaia
10-03-03
In a nice bright back room of the convention center.
...so you see? We need to get more people smoking so they'll die.
Well, gee kid. I'd love to help you and all, but...there's one problem.
What's that?
Well, uh...Cigarettes don't actually kill people. It's a deal we have worked out with the government. They claim it's "unhealthy," and we get to jack the prices up, and blame it on fake lawsuits.
...You're kidding, right?
...um...well, no.