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by cybby
1-31-06
when we buy a really big house, life will be perfect!
then can we have a baby?
NO.
then can we have a dog?
NO.
then can we go backpacking in europe for 3 weeks?

 

by cybby
1-31-06
NO.
then can we have totally insane bosses and jobs we hate but can never leave because we can't afford to?
NO.
YES!
waaiiit a minute....I think that was a trick question
i wonder if he knows that i'd be willing to settle for a carmel turtle ice cream cone from Hodgies.

 

by cybby
1-31-06
your cat is shitting all over the house. i can't deal - bring her to the pound.
my husband and i do everything separately. maybe i should have just stayed single.
your cat is shitting all over the house. i can't deal - bring her to the pound.
my husband and i do everything separately. maybe i should have just stayed single.
your cat is shitting all over the house. i can't deal - maybe i should have just stayed single.
my husband and i do everything separately. maybe i should just bring him to the pound.

 

by cybby
2-01-06
first date: she wore a purple metallic minidress with black thihis. they bought each other kamikazes all night and then screwed in the front seat of her jeep. 10 years later:
dude. i'll give you a free blowjob if you feed the cats so i don't have to get up from the couch and miss a moment of "American Idol".
hmmm....no 'xpectations?.....hmmm....no way. You feed 'em.
ok....free blowjob AND i'll make you a sandwich for your lunch tomorrow.
hmmm...minimal effort for free pleasure, plus food i won't have to hunt or gather for.....hmmmm.....
Deal.
we've come a llooong way, baby.

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