All comics by cyborg020

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by cyborg020
3-30-08
Where am I? Why can't I see anything...
And why do I have such a bad hangover?
I knew I shouldn't have gone to that college party last night.

 

by cyborg020
3-30-08
I was aroused by this alleyway about an hour ago...
There was a throbbing pain in my uterus. I looked in my coat. All I found was a magnifying glass, a gun...
And a LOT of crack.
I'm asian!

 

by cyborg020
3-30-08
My uterus was finally coming into focus. I put the crack away and began to walk out of the alley. Backwards.
Moonwalkin'
The wailing of the sirens made my vagina explode.
Hmm... maybe that guy speaks english.
?
Are you coocoo for coco puffs?

 

by cyborg020
3-30-08
Am I supposed to fill this entire slide with text? thats just unheard of! It really doesn't help that I'm a gnome either. In case you didn't know, gnomes are small. Wow, I'm actually getting close to-
finishing that text box?
Yes.
You're welcome.

 

by cyborg020
3-31-08
2096- the treaty of El dia de los Muertos.
please don't feed my soul to your ancestors.
We surrender!
2009- Drew Shaw is the second person to ever cheat death and gain infinite life.
Talk to the hand, bitch!
Curses!
2234- Protesters burnt down a cryogenic freezing lab in Brazil. Luckily, no one was unfrozen.
So close, yet so far away...

 

Go away.
Thats's what she said! TO YOU! HA HA HA HA HA! I suck.
by cyborg020, 4-02-08

 

by cyborg020
4-06-08
The Pumpkins revolt...
Who's carving who now!?
Doomsday! Doomsday! AAAH!
The fall of Styx
Domo arigato-
Finish that sentence and die!
The beeping fire meets the talkative chicken.
and so then he said, I like turkeys better! He is such a douchebag. Hey, did you hear about...(etc)
beep.

 

I'm stealing your internet!
by cyborg020, 4-06-08

 

by cyborg020
4-06-08
Japanese rapists...
Allow me to carry your groceries!
People who draw yiffy or yaoi...
ya' caught me!
and MAD tv.
wow, this show sucks.
I'm so angry!

 

by cyborg020
4-07-08
Oh my God, a tiny man-poof!
Urk!
I thought Petey Piranha was from Mario...
Not trying to advocate anything here, are we?
Smokin' iz gewd!

 

by cyborg020
4-11-08
I am one sexy hunk of man!

 

by cyborg020
4-11-08
You... you ruined it...

 

by cyborg020
4-11-08
I'm going to burn you with the power of my mind.
Hey, it's not my fault we lost the case.
Yes it is.
Ok, so it is. But we can get off of this island by lighting something on fire to make a smoke signal.
How about you?
AAAH! AAAH! Yes, great idea. AAAH! AAAH!

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
Dragon
Force

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
You know, 2082 could have been a good comic...
Yeah, it had a good plotline and likeable characters.
It had good plot twists, too. Maybe if he had gone back to check his grammar every once in a while...
That annoyed the piss out of me. He can't spell for crap!
It lacked enthusiasm, though. There would have been much more to put into it if it wasn't made on this website...
Ok, now you're just getting nit-picky. Seriously, shut up. It's not worth the trouble to keep babbling on about it.

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
Says you, Princess Lust.
Wow, so it's like that, huh? Don't call me that anymore; 2082 is over. I have a real name.
...Really?
Yes, Blue; some people aren't self centred enough to name their characters after themselves.
What is it, then?
Are you kidding me!? We've worked together for two years now and you don't know my name!?!?

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
...You still haven't answered the question yet.
*sigh* Diana.
Ha!
What?
I once knew a whore named Diana. She was really fat.
Must... not... kill... Blue...

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
Anyway, Diana is far too normal a name for you. I'm going to keep calling you Princess Lust.
Um, no, you're not.
And why not?
Because then I'll sue you for sexual harassment, your acting career will be over and people will hate you.
Well played, Diana.
Ha.

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
If 2082 is over, then why are you still in costume?
I'm not still in costume.
Yes you are, look, you've still got armour on!
No I don't.
Yes you do! It's right there on your arms an chest! How can you not notice someting like that!?
Oh, this? This is body paint. I'm not wearing a top.

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
Wait a second...
Stop staring at my breasts!

 

by cyborg020
4-23-08
Oops, sorry!
I'm gonna go put a shirt on now.
Well, that was really awkward.
Yeah, the body paint seemed like a good idea at first...
...Are you wearing a skirt by any chance?
Dammit, I knew I forgot something!

 

by cyborg020
4-24-08
Where the hell did the backdrop go?
Well, all of the other backdrops were really weird, so we just stayed with this one.
Aww, but this one's boring!
Fine, have it your way.
Ok, I can see what you mean now.
Can we go back to the white backdrop please?

 

by cyborg020
4-24-08
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Well of course they're not! What a slacker to not simply generate gravitons! Geez, what's his problem?
Do you have any idea what we just said?
Nope. Oh, well...
Moh!
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!

 

by cyborg020
4-24-08
Well, I'm glad we got all of those in-jokes out of the way.
What the fuck was that cowboy talking about anyway?
You said fuck.
So? It's just a swear word.
That's the first time Cyborg020 has put a swear in his comics! Dammit doesn't count. Or bitch.
Wow, does he want an award or something?

 

by cyborg020
4-24-08
Maybe he does want a award.
Oh, crap.
What the-
In the last Panel you used the word "a" instead of "an". Heehee, correction!
We have a new champion!
Yeah, but you capitalized the y in "you" when you shouldn't have.
Gah! I've been defeated!

 

by cyborg020
4-24-08
Man, I thought we were done with the in-jokes...
Hopefully we are for now.
Since I just killed Dr. Pedantic does that mean now I'm an inside joke?
I don't think it works that way; otherwise I'd be Wirthling.
That was just mean.
So I think now we've covered just about all of the inside jokes worth covering.

 

I just noticed something. In the 2082 aftermath with Dr. Pedantic, He actually capitalized the p in "panel", not the y in "you". I feel stupid.
And you should. By the way, what's with all your comics not having a background?
by cyborg020, 4-24-08

 

by cyborg020
4-25-08
What's your favourite band? Mine's Blue Oyster Cult.
Kamelot. May I ask where that question came from?
What's your favourite song? Mine's "I'm Blue".
"March of Mephisto"...I think I see where you're going with this...
What's your favourite colour? Mine's Blue.
You know, it's scary how self centred you are. You even capitalized blue.

 

by cyborg020
4-25-08
Sorry, I just had to get that out of the way. Normally I wouldn't have cared about your responses, but I found it surprising that you like Kamelot.
Why? Is it because I'm a girl and girls can't like that kind of music?
...no, I-
It's annoying how sexist today's society is without even realizing it! It's people like you that are causing it, too! You men need to stop fucking around and INTEGRATE!
Actually I was going to say you look more like a 9 Inch Nails kind of person.
Oh. Well then I guess that makes it ok. Sorry about that.

 

by cyborg020
5-10-08
The squid croaks at the fourth morn of yadsendeW. Meet in a dark place. You know what to do.
......
Great.
This snowman will self-destruct in three seconds. Three...Two...

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