Bitterness

Author: cyclometricus

Date: March 7, 2004

by cyclometricus
3-07-04
Mr. Cthulhu, it certainly was an exciting ceremony tonight. After five hundred years in the business, you were nominated for your first Academy Award. It's unfortunate that you didn't win.
Awards are for humans. I have mystical powers beyond anything your putrid little brains can conceive...
It was an honor just to be nominated.