I Tawt I Saw A Cobalt Blue Steel Shotgun From S-Mart

Author: cyranodeventura

Date: July 2, 2007

by cyranodeventura
7-02-07
Alright, tell me...why did you eat my bird Tweety?
I didn't, I swear. It was somebody else, hell I don't even have the opposable thumbs for the job.
Look, I will only ask once more, and if you answer me honestly we will be okay, but if you lie... I will crush your head like an eggshell.
Jesus God please, you have to believe me, it was someone else! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!
Fifteen minutes earlier...
Bugs, oh Bugsy ole buddy, please, I'll have the money for you, I just need more time.
I'm sorry, looks like this birds already flown...straight to HELL.