Alien Office -Hanukkah

Author: d_Random

Date: December 7, 2004

by d_Random
12-07-04
11:30am at the Office
Hey...today is the first day of Hanukkah! Hooray!
So?
SO? This is Christmas for millions of jews around the world!
Why do you care? You're not jewish?
Well...I wasn't gonna tell you, but I converted last month. Mozeltof!
Grrrrreat. So you are one of those fake Sammy Davis Jr. jews now, eh? Go eat some matzo ball soup, ya one-eyed traitor.