Alien Office: -Invention

Author: d_Random

Date: December 8, 2004

by d_Random
12-08-04
1:30pm at the Office
I'm gonna come up with a new invention. Something that can make me a million dollars and get me out of this hellhole.
That sounds great! What is it?
Well, I've always dreamed of building a jackoff machine. It will provide me riches AND sexual satisfaction!
I've already made it, it's called a jockstrap and a jar of mayonnaise. I'm wearing it under my pants right now.
No shit! Let me try it.
Hold on....a second. I'm almost finished....ahhhhhhhh. OK, here ya go.