Money Buy$ Freedom In America

Author: daddydoright

Date: December 17, 2005

by daddydoright
12-17-05
"bad boyz, bad boyz! What you gonna do when they come for you?"
So let me get this straight. You say that you were just minding your own business and that hooker stole your $20 and put that crack cocaine in your pocket?
Yes, officer! That's just how it happened! She accosted me! I was just going to Sunday school.
Uhhuh. Well today is Tuesday! She says you paid her $20 for a blowjob and to throw a pie in her face! I am going to book you on solicitation charges!
Okay you got me! I have a clown fetish! Are you going to play this tape on FOX? I gotta family! I'm a insurance salesman and I belong to a prominate businessman club!Oh ya and I have $400 in my sock.
I am always willing to give an honest citizen a second chance?
Can I write this bribe off on my taxes as a business expense?