So many fish in the sea

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 7, 2006

by daddydoright
1-07-06
Dear John! I am writing to tell you that I am ending our relationship! Since you moved away I have gotten involved with the garbage man. Best of luck to you! Sincerely, Mary Rottencrotch
Oh how can she do this to me! I am so upset! I am sad, and now I am mad!
Wow that didn't take long to get over her! I wonder if the mail lady is single?