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| Hi America! Welcome to "THE BIGGEST LOSER"! Where you the audience vote which contestants life is most hillarious! Here is our 1st contestant Bud, tell us why you are so pathetic. | |
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| Well, aahh?? I'm pushing 40. Dropped out of college almost 20 years ago. I'm now working in a factory... | |
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| Well, I act like I'm a college grad. I act like I'm superior and smarter than my peers, instead of the factory slob I've now become! | |
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wakes up from the nightmare
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| Honey! The same nightmare everynight! | |
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| Five more years and the youngest will be out of college! If he doesn't croke by then from an alcohol induced heartattack, 'hello' divorce! And half! | |
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