Bacon asks for his kickback from the heart surgeon

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 15, 2006

by daddydoright
1-15-06
Hi I am a heart surgeon. Keep up the good work because of you and your kind I am rich, rich, rich.
Me? I'm just bacon! How'd I make you rich?
More Americans die of heart disease than anyother thing. Eating a diet high in saturated fat quickly clogs those arteries.
You mean I made all those people sick?
Yah, but don't be sad because a whole industry has been built around food like you!
Where is my *#@! money?????