Not everything is listed on the menu

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 15, 2006

by daddydoright
1-15-06
Hey there Grandma! Can I take your order?
Don't grandma me! You little ho! Just cause there is snow on the roof don't mean there ain't a fire in the fireplace!
I've suck more dicks in my life than days you been alive! So don't grandma me! Ain't nobody who swallows paste like me!
But you really are my grandma! Don't you remember me? I'm your granddaughter!
I'm sorry dear! My Alzheimers been acting up. Will you ever forgive me?
Sure if you teach me that paste trick!