FRED SANDFORD, Soul Survivor

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 17, 2006

by daddydoright
1-17-06
Welcome to Sandford and Son junkyard. What can I do for you honkie?
Unit 1 to base. We have found a survior. Repeat! Base someone survived the attack on L.A.!
Sir! Are you alright? I'll take you back to my base.
Stepback Jack! I don't know what kind of freak you is? But you put one hand on me and you gonna meet the Brown Bomber!
Base! Seems the survior is delusional and hostile!
Dummy! I ain't no delusional! I'm black! And this ain't no hostel! This hear is my house and you ain't welcome to stay! So make like a tree and leave!