IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM! JOIN 'EM!

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 21, 2006

by daddydoright
1-21-06
AS OVERHEARD INSIDE
Mister President how was your trip to China sir?
(Scared and mumbling); "Billions of little Chinese. And their all angry. Billions!"
THE WHITE HOUSE
Now, there, there, Mister President. We have the best military in the world that money can buy.
(In shock); "Billions! And if they smile..it's like they are laughing at you!"
Okay Mister President. What should we do?
(Sounding authoritive); "For starters. Max out the nations investments in China stocks! But first! Call 'MY' stock broker!"