AMERICAN IDOL (everyone watchs a car crash)

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 26, 2006

by daddydoright
1-26-06
IDOL contestant
(singing) "I'm to sexy for my shirt! I'm so sexy it hurts! I'm a model you know what I mean!"
judges
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Enough!!!!!! I've heard enough!
Yes! Me too. Thankyou! But I'm sorry.
and judge number three?
I think you are by far the BEST performer we have EVER had!!!!!!!!!! There is NO doubt in my mind that we have here............. the new AMERICAN IDOL!