There Outta Be A Law

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 28, 2006

by daddydoright
1-28-06
As heard inside the capitol
We just passed a state law saying you have to turn your car headlights if you can't see clearly more than 500ft.
Yep, otherwise some idiot wouldn't know to turn on his headlights in the dark!
As heard inside the capitol
Ha! Next we will probably have to make a law saying you have to brush your teeth everyday!
Hmmm? After smelling my inturns breath maybe we should?
As heard inside the capitol
Yah it's to bad we can't legislate common sense.
(sarcastically) Ohhh can't we?!