AN ARMY OF ONE?

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 3, 2006

by daddydoright
2-03-06
Hey sarge! I was thinking about our slogan 'A Army Of One'. Isn't that an oxymoron?
STOP THINKING!!!!!! I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO THINK PRIVATE!
But think about it! You can't have an army with just one soldier! You need a whole lot of soldiers to be an army!
OK GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A SPECIAL JOB FOR YOU!
I WANT THIS BATHROOM SO CLEAN THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF WOULD BE PROUD TO TAKE A DUMP IN HERE!!!
SIR!!! YES!!!! SIR!!!