YOU MIGHT BE SUCH A REDNECK THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 4, 2006

by daddydoright
2-04-06
AT S.F.O. AIRPORT
(bad asian accent), "Rook! Rook! A redneck! A redneck!"
Oh,oh,-o! He is....redneck! Rook! Rook! A redneck!!
AT S.F.O. AIRPORT
(shocked/ confused), "WHO?? ME??!"
(more bad asian accent), "Jah you!", (statement) "You Redneck!"
*writer note: 'please read her part slow'
(now very Angry), "Give me a break! I seen at least 100 Kung Fu movies AND I OWN A WOK!! I AIN'T NO FUCKIN REDNECK!"
(talking to her other asian travelers),(yes more bad accent) "He such a redneck, that he no know that he a redneck"