How do you say, "Were fucked", in Chinese?

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 4, 2006

by daddydoright
2-04-06
Today's top story in an unprecedent move. Over 24,000 U.S. public schools are now teaching Mandarin Chinese to it's grade school students.
(yelling)-Honey! Listen to this! They just said on the news that they are now teaching all the public school kids Chinese!
(far away voice)-Why would they want them to learn Chinese?! Kids now 'n days can't even learn English?
And in another story. The U.S. gross domestic product is at a all time low. We now import 1000 x's the amout we export to China.