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As overheard in The White House
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| (China's ambassodor)-Mr. President your country imports 1000x's the product it exports to China. Your entire economy is built on Chinese imports! | |
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| (The President)-Yes. I am quite aware of that Mr. Ambassodor. | |
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As overheard in The White House
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| (ambassodor)- Our well funded lobbyists have all of Congress in our pockets. We have bought all of the world's gold futures. The American dollar is now practically worthless! | |
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| (The President)-Well...we see China as our friends to the east. We look forward to a long lasting business relationship built on peace and prosperity for both our countrys. | |
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As overheard in The White House
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| (ambassodor)-Mr. President time to cut the shit! The Cold War was never over! The only thing that changed was the battlefield! And we kicked your ass! We now own the U.S.! | |
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| (The President)- I knew this was going to eventually happen! Ever since the day my astrologer told me MikeTyson got that tattoo of Chairman Mao! | |
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