Christians Not As Violent Because They have Cable TV

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 7, 2006

by daddydoright
2-07-06
I don't get it! Look at them down there! What's wrong with them!
What do you mean Lord?!
Well just look at the Muslims! You even draw a semi-so-so blasphemus cartoon and they are ready to kill! What's wrong with my followers?! Why aren't they so loyal?! I died for them!
Well my Lord I know you remember. You are a 'forgiving' God.
Ah yes! Right! I am! But that didn't stop 'em during the crusades, now did it!
Well times have changed my Lord. Anglos were more active then, not having cable TV and all.