Vatican desperate! Hires new P.R. firm

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 9, 2006

by daddydoright
2-09-06
Inside Vatican offices
We need a new advertising campaign to get people back to church. Our 4th quarter revenue numbers are way down. So that's why we brought in your advertising firm.
Well our advertising company has put alot of research into this. We've come up with that it's not so much you need more Christians but need to revitalize the dimished faith of the non-practicing ones.
Inside Vatican offices
Exactly, our records show that we now have millions of non-practicing Christians. How exactly do you expect to bring them back into the fold.
With our new advertising campaign and catchy slogan!
Inside Vatican offices
Which is?
WHAT IF IT'S REAL?