This player has real game and the biggest balls ever

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 11, 2006

by daddydoright
2-11-06
Hello my child. Did you call me to meet with you because you wanted to talk about some pre-wedding jitters? If so don't worry I get that alot from brides to be.
No father, that's not it. It's my fiance. (Sob) He wants me to change my name!
Oh, and you want to keep your maiden name? I understand with this new feminism movement some women are starting to do this. But You have to understand some men are sill old fashioned.
No father that's not it! (sobbing) I don't want to keep my maiden name and he doesn't want me to take HIS name either!
Then what name does he want you to take my child?!!
(wailing) HIS GIRLFRIENDS! Wahhhhh!