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| Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was about a week ago. | |
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| I don't know how to say it. So I'll just say it. Father I stole a bunch of communion wafers and ate 'em. | |
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| (screams at the top of his lungs) "YOU DID WHAT!!" (the whole church echos) | |
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infront of the whole congregation
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| It seems we have a little demon among us! By now I'm all sure you know what he did! WE WILL ALL SHUN HIM! That will be his punishment. | |
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| I thought confessions were private. (pause, reflects) "So this is what HELL is like." | |
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