No I'm not mad that you cheated on me, Let's take a cruise!

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 17, 2006

by daddydoright
2-17-06
Oh I'm so happy you took me on a cruise! I've never even been out of the U.S.!
(wryly) "I don't think we're out of U.S. quite yet."
Oh yes we are. I just heard some of the crew saying we just left U.S. waters 5 minutes ago!
(fiendishly) "Great! I've wanted to get you out of the U.S. for a long time now!"
and then he beat the living shit out of her
YOU BITCH! THIS IS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THRU!! THE U.S. IS THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LAWS! CUNT!!