TV Reality

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 17, 2006

by daddydoright
2-17-06
(shaking the child!) "NOW I WANT YOU TO SIT INFRONT OF THE TV AND DO NOT! MOVE!!"
(crying) "But I want to go outside and play!"
NO!! Only 'good' kids get to go outside and play! Now If I catch you turning your head away from that TV, you'll NEVER get to go outside again!!
(pleading) "NO! NO!" (scared) "I won't! I promise! I want to go outside and play!"
And never was he good enough, and he never went outside, eventually he no longer wanted to.
Sonny I'm going to the grocery store. Do you want to come along?
No thanks Mom. I'm watching the Weather Channel.