Fat woman mad she was made to pay for two plane tickets

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 17, 2006

by daddydoright
2-17-06
Airline ticket counter
I'd like to buy a plane ticket to Kansas City.
Mam we have a new airline policy and I'm going to have to charge you for 2 tickets.
airline ticket counter
Why on earth would you have do that?! I only want one ticket!
(stammering choosing her words carefully) "Er, ah, umm. Because of your large frame you take up two seats mam."
airline ticket counter
Well dammit, if I have to pay for two airline seats then I WANT TWO MEALS and two times the alloted drinks!!
(mutters) "Your not helping your, ahh, problem mam."