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| I'd like to buy a plane ticket to Kansas City. | |
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| Mam we have a new airline policy and I'm going to have to charge you for 2 tickets. | |
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| Why on earth would you have do that?! I only want one ticket! | |
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| (stammering choosing her words carefully) "Er, ah, umm. Because of your large frame you take up two seats mam." | |
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| Well dammit, if I have to pay for two airline seats then I WANT TWO MEALS and two times the alloted drinks!! | |
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| (mutters) "Your not helping your, ahh, problem mam." | |
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